Sunday, January 31, 2010

How not to install a fan

Here's what I've learned:

A: Electricity terrifies me (already knew that, but hadn't tested it lately)

B: My house was built and wired by magicians who started construction with the roof and worked their way down

C: Don't just look at the wires and say, "I'll have to remember that..."

D: Diagrams are easier to draw from reality than from a flawed and anger addled mind

E: Dave Barry was right

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